“If you’re the funniest mofo around and I asked you to sleep with my wife–you might be Pranav Behari!”–Jeff Foxworthy
*shits self uncontrollably from laughter at Pranav’s set*–Redd Foxx
“Seems to be of good quality.”–Amazon.com user Zhaoxinghuan, on Tansung Over Sink Collapsible Colander
“The fact is that I’m just a poseur–Pranav Behari is the original Visceral Realist¯\_(ツ)_/¯.”–Cesárea Tinajero, Visceral Realist
“He’s the only one who can stop me.”–Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States
“He gave me a kidney. Four out of five stars.”–my mom